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... You Know You're Going to use these Top 15 Excuses when Caught Sleeping at Work
- "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
- "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."
- "I was working smarter -- not harder."
- "Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper."
- "Oh, I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on our mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
- "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
- "I was testing the keyboard for drool-resistance."
- "It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"
- "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
- "I'm actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learnt at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."
- "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamt about work!"
- "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"
- "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
- "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
- "Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day."
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