>> You Know You're Joke #17 - Dating a Consultant...
... You Know You're Dating/Married To A Consultant when....
10. Referred to the first month of your relationship as a "diagnostic period". 9. Talks to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late. 8. Takes a half-day at the office because, "Sunday is your day." 7. Congratulates your parents for successful value creation. 6. Tries to call room-service from the bedroom. 5. Ends any argument by saying, "let's talk about this off-line." 4. Celebrates anniversary by conducting a performance review. 3. Can't be trusted with the car-too accustomed to beating up rentals. 2. Valentine's Day card has bullet points. 1. Refers to lovemaking as a "win-win".
