... ** Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the airport and asked for the next flight out, they stamped 'Goodyear' on her butt and stuck her on the runway.!
** Yo mama's so fat, she has her own gravitational pull!
** Yo mama is so bald..... I can read her mind!!!
** Yo mama's so ugly that when she went to the plasic surgeon, he wanted to add a tail.
** Yo mama so dumb that when you give her a penny for her thoughts, you would get change coming back.
** Yo mama is so poor that she can't pay attention.
** Yo mama is so old that I said act your age and she dropped dead.
** Yo mama is so ugly that she has a sign in her yard that says beware of dog.
** Yo mama is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed
** Yo Mama is so ugly she went to the Ugly Contest and the scouts said no professionals!
** Yo Mama's teeth is so yellow she put the sun out of business!
** Yo Mama is so ugly that they have to tie a T-Bone steak around her neck for the dog to play with her!!
