... ** Yo mama's so poor, that when she goes to KFC, she licks other peoples fingers.
** Yo mama's so fat, she needs 2 watches, one for each time zone.
** Yo mama's so ugly, she even puts you to shame
** Yo Mama is so nasty she has to creep up on the bath water to take a bath.
** Yo Mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says to be continued...
** Yo mama is so ugly and stupid that when I told her she got hit with an ugly stick she checked for a bruise.
** Yo Mama so stupid you ran into an antique shop and said "whats new"
** Yo Mama so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".
** Yo Mama so fat her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"
** Yo Mama so fat she's on BOTH sides of the family.
** Yo Mama so fat she could sell shade.
** Yo Mama so fat when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
** Yo Mama so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it !
** Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
** Yo mama's so fat she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
** Yo mama's so fat people call her moses, cause every time she steps in water it parts!
** Yo Mama so poor that all she could afford to exchange at Christmas were glances.
** Yo Mama so poor that she couldn't even afford to scratch an itch. ** Yo Mama so poor that she ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
** Yo Mama so poor that when you asked what was for dinner yo mama put her foot on the table, pointed to her feet, and said "Corn" ** Yo Mama so poor that when someone asked where the bathroom was, she replied "Pick a corner... any corner.
Yo mama is so old that her social number is 000-00-0001.!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on the bus, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama is so fat that I swerved to avoid her in the road and I ran out of gas!!!!!
Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo mama's so fat that when she says she can't be in two places at once, she's lying!
Yo mama is so fat she had her baby picture taken by satellite.
Yo mama is so fat that when she got on an airplane, only the wings took off!
