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... ** Yo Mama's so dumb, she flunked recess!
** Yo mama so fat, she hung her picture on the wall and the whole wall fell down.
** Yo mama's like a hockey puck. Everyone has a shot!
** Yo mama's fat that she has to wear a sign that says "Caution: wide turns"
** Yo mama is so stupid you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears.
** Yo mama is so stupid that someone told her to go buy a color T.V. and 3 hours later she came back and asked "Which color?"
** Yo mama so stupid she spent 20 minutes starring at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
** Yo mama is so stupid that she ran around the bed twice to try to catch some sleep.
** Yo mama's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes North Carolina, Georgia, Arizona, Nevada.....
** Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, everyone yells, "Push her in!!! Push her in, she's gonna die!!!"
** Yo mama so fat she puts on her belt with a sling shot.
** Yo mama so fat her belt size is equator.
** Yo Mama is so stupid she maried Yo Daddy!!!!
** Yo Mama is so fat she had to get baptised at Sea World!!!!
** Yo Mama is so fat that when she gets in the elavator it HAS to go down
** Yo Mama is so fat that when she has sex she has to give directions!!!
** Yo mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
** Yo Mama's so stupid she thinks having an ugly-ass kid like you was her greatest achievement!
** Yo Mama's so dumb, she fell out of the tree raking leaves.
** Yo Mama's so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
** Yo Mama's so stupid she clicked on an Ad Banner!
** Yo Mama's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
** Yo Mama's so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
** Yo Mama's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
** Yo Mama's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
** Yo Mama's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
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