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... ** Yo mama so fat and stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
** Yo mama is so poor that she thought a quarter back was a refund.
** Yo mama is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company!!
** Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front of the T.v. and I missed 15 minutes of my show.
** Yo mama is so poor she chased the garbage truck with a shopping list in her hand.
** Yo mama is so poor that she can't pay attention.
** Yo mama is so old that I said act your age and she droped dead.
** Yo mama is so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested for mooning.
** Yo mama is so ugly that she has a sign in her yard that says beware of dog.
** Yo mama has so many gaps between her teeth it looks like a piano.
** Yo Mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton
** Yo mama is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed
** Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Taco Bell was a phone book.
** Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
** Yo mama so fat that when God said "Let there be light" he made her move.
** Yo mama is so fat when she goes swimming all the kids yell Shamu.
** Yo mama is so fat that she has more rolls then Betty Crocker.
** Yo Mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
** Yo Mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
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