... TV listings that appeared in the Marin Independent Journal:
9 p.m. "Nash Bridges.'' Baseball superstar Barry Bonds guests in this episode about a professional ball player who hires Nash and Dominguez to find his lost modesty. Channel 5.
1 p.m. "NFL Playoffs.'' The Dallas Cowboys and their probation officers visit the Carolina Panthers. Channel 2.
8:30 a.m. "Laurel and Hardy.'' Scenes of physical violence without realistic consequences may be inappropriate for younger viewers. American Movie Classics.
9 p.m. "Party of Five.'' There are hints that Neve Campbell's character may be going to Europe. The same thing happened to Shannen Doherty's character on "Beverly Hills 90210.'' Maybe they can share a flat in Obscurityville. Channel 2.
11:35 p.m. "The Tonight Show.'' Cuba Gooding apologizes to the nation for that whole "Show Me the Money'' catch-phrase thing. Channel 4.
8 p.m. "Hyenas: Nature's Gangsters.'' This is an animal suffering from a public relations problem. Discovery Channel.
7 p.m. "Jeopardy.'' The Celebrity Week fun continues with Donna D'Errico, one of the uber blondes from "Baywatch.'' Categories include "Famous Tan Lines,'' "Starts with "Duh,''' "Silicone Valley'' and "Mall History.'' Channel 7.
9 p.m. "Interview with the Vampire'' (1994). Tom Cruise is a bloodsucker who drains the life from everything around him. In this movie, he plays a vampire. Channel 4.
8 p.m. "Police Academy III'' (1986). This is the one where they track down the screenwriters and arrest them for conspiracy to commit bad comedy. TNT.
9 p.m. "Walker: Texas Ranger.'' While on undercover assignment as a high school teacher, Walker is pinned down in a vicious spitball shootout. Channel 5.
8 p.m. "Air America'' (1990). Robert Downy Jr. unwittingly smuggles drugs for the CIA during the Vietnam War. We don't know where he's scoring these days. Channel 36.
5 p.m. "World Series.'' It's not about winning. It's not about the money. It's about the love of the game. Just kidding. It's about the money. Channel 2.
7 p.m. "The Lion King'' (1994). The Disney blockbuster comes to television with all the music, all the love, all the splendor and all the colossal ratings that are so important during sweeps month. Channel 7.
-All from Rick Polito. He writes a very funny daily TV listing column, that you can see at: http://seattlep-i.nwsource.com/tv/ If you enjoy his column, tell *your* paper that you'd like to see it! I'd like this sort of humor in my TV guide!
