... Paddy is on holidays with his girlfriend in Las Vegas. After paying a fortune for tickets they go to a nightclub where Paddy has been assured they'll be able to mingle with the stars. Sure enough, the place is full of them and the conversation is very exciting. 'Hi ya, Madonna!' 'How are you, Clint?' Far from being impressed, Paddy's girlfriend is annoyed that Paddy doesn't know any of the stars and that nobody is interested in talking to them. On a visit to the toilet Paddy finds himself standing beside Frank Sinatra. Paddy explains the problem, tells him he's been a fan ever since 'My way' and has all his records. Would Mr Sinatra please help him out? All he has to do is walk past Paddy's table and say, 'How ya doin' Paddy?' For once, Frank is in a good mood and agrees. Twenty minutes later Frank walks up to the table where Paddy and his girlfriend are sitting and talking. 'Hey Paddy, shouts Frank.
Paddy looks up and says, 'F**k off, Frank. Can't you see I'm talking to my girlfriend?'
