... A cowboy rides into town and stops at the saloon, gets off his horse walks around to the back of it, lifts up the tail and kisses it smack on the ass, The bartender inside the bar notices this transaction and thinks it a little strange. When the cowboy saunters up to the bar and orders a drink the bartender asks him, "I noticed when you got off your horse you walked behind it and kissed it on the ass. Can I ask why?" The cowboy answers "Chapped lips". "Wow!" says the bartender. "It cures chapped lips?" "No, but it sure as hell keeps you from licking them."
