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... After all the fuss about Melissa Virus, several new ones have been identified..
Lewinsky Virus:
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
Kenneth Starr Virus:
Competely examines every aspect of your computer, then compiles a complex report that discredits every aspect of your computer.
Ronald Reagan Virus:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson Virus:
Quits after two bytes. Spits everything out.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus:
Deletes all old files.
Ellen Degeneres Virus:
Disks can no longer be inserted.
Titanic Virus:
Your whole computer goes down.
Disney Virus:
Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
Prozac Virus:
Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus:
Terminates zome viles, leaves, but it vill be baaack.
Lorena Bobbit Virus:
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.
Viagra Virus:
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
Clinton Virus:
Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory.
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