* Are you as good as your mother? * Would you like to see my circumcision scar? * I have a two minute recovery time. * Didn't I do your sister? * Are you as good as your mother? * Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see my-self in your pants. * F**k me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen? * Yo. You'll do. * Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me! * Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for. * What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? * My place.....Eight o'clock......bring a friend. * Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway? * [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. * I love every bone in your body - especially mine. * Do you want to see something swell? * If I followed you home, would you keep me? * Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!? * Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. * So....How am I doin'? * A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?" * What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. * Beauty is only a light switch away... * Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
