... To strike a blow for Men everywhere, here are seminars for Women (seminars will be given by men only)
1) "Are you ready to leave?" -- Definition of the word "yes" 2) Appropriate rhetorical questions (Formerly "Honey, do I look fat?") 3) Crying and law enforcement 4) You CAN go shopping for less then 4 hours 5) Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: a study in contrast 6) Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights Driving III: Approximating a constant speed Driving IV: Makeup and Driving--It's As Simple As Oil and Water 7) The Super Bowl: Not a Game--A Sacrament 8) Gift giving Fundamentals (was: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good) 9) Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Gravity is on Your Side 10) Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels 11) What Goes Around Comes Around--Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy 12) "To Honor and Obey:" Remembering the small print above "I Do"
