... A good ole boy walks up to a good ole girl and says "Howdy. How you like to come up to my place and have a little fun?" "Well, I've heard about you good ole boys. Where exactly are you from?" "I'm from Kentucky, way up in the hills." "Oh, I've heard about you guys from Kentucky," she said, "you guys will screw pigs and goats and cows and chickens..."
He interrupts in a very indignant tone, "CHICKENS?!"
