... Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? A: It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
Q: How many rednecks does it take eat a possum? A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
Q: Why did God invent armadillos? A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.
Q: What do you call a Redneck with a 1000 lovers? A: A shepherd!
