=> You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. => Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!" => You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.' => Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare. => The value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it. => Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it. => You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school. => You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. => You win the most fingers and toes contest at your local bar. => If you read these and say "Yeah, so.....what's your point?"
