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... Top 20 ways that You Know You're a Redneck:
- 20) You consider a six-pack of beer and a bug zapper quality entertainment.
- 19) Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
- 18) You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
- 17) You ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
- 16) Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.
- 15) You see no need to stop at a rest stop because you have an empty milk jug in the car.
- 14) You have a rag for a gas cap.
- 13) You have a hefty bag where the passenger side window of your car should be.
- 12) You have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
- 11) Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
- 10) You have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
- 9) Your family tree has no branches.
- 8) Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
- 7) You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
- 6) You view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
- 5) You bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you're at work.
- 4) Directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road."
- 3) Your mother does not remove the Marlboro Light from her lips before telling the state trooper to kiss her ass.
- 2) Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
And the number 1 way that You Know You're a Redneck is:
- 1) Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
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