... => We had a great neighborhood watch going when I was a kid...until she closed her curtains. => He's what every woman wants - strong, sensitive...battery operated! => Unfortuately, since I went on the wagon, the wagon went and got a liquor license. => When a girl says "No" she really means "Yes", but not with you. => To errr is human..to really screw up something up takes a computer. => Sure you can't take it with you. But you can stash it where no other bastard can find it. => My wife says my sex drive has taken up walking. => I'm gradually getting my body back into shape - at least twice a week I think about doing some exercise. => We have a self-cleaning refridgator - she leaves stuff in there so long, it eventually crawls out under it's own steam.
