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... Actual Church Signs:
=> "People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."
=> "God so loved the world that He did not send a committee."
=> "When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right."
=> "Fight truth decay-study the Bible daily."
=> "How will you spend eternity-Smoking or Non-smoking?"
=> "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."
=> "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."
=> "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."
=> "If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."
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