... Top 7 signs that Richard Cheney has a bad heart...
7) Always looks like he's pledging allegiance. 6) His cholesterol level is directly proportional to the National Debt. 5) He owns a signed copy of Ted Kennedy's "Joy of Grease." 4) He can only donate blood to people with Type Nacho Cheese. 3) After every press conference there's a man standing over his body saying, "Clear!" 2) Let's face it: He's a politician.
And the number one sign that Richard Cheney has a bad heart:
1) During the Persian Gulf War he arrived in Kuwait with a spoon and bib, eagerly awaiting "Operation Dessert Storm."
