>> Election Joke #9 - Al Gore's "Losing my Election" ...
... "Losing My Election," by Steve Barr (to the tune of R.E.M.'s "Losing My Religion")
US is bigger It's bigger than you And I am V.P. The lengths that I will go to The concession Tuesday night Oh no I've said too much I took it back
That's me in the paper That's me in the spotlight Losing my election Trying to catch up to you And I don't know if I can do it Oh no I've said too much I haven't won enough I thought that I heard Dick Cheney I thought that I heard you won I think I thought I ought to sigh
Every voter Of every FL county I'm Choosing litigation Trying to get ahead of you Like a hurt lost and blinded pol Oh no they've punched two holes It burns me up
Consider this The turn of the century Consider this The count that brought me To my knees failed What if all my vote tallies Come tumbling down Now I've said too much I thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you won I think I thought I ought to sigh
Bet this is Nader's dream We needed all the Greens
