Palm Beach Bumper Sticker: "Don't blame me, I TRIED to vote for Gore"
Q: How many Floridians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Four! No, Two! No ... um ... wait. Can I let you know in six hours?
They are now calling Palm Beach County "Palm Beach of the Immaculate Conception County," because there it is possible to become pregnant without having penetration.
What's the difference between Florida and Winner? Florida has an F but there will never be an F in winner....
I've already mailed all my Christmas cards this year. Just send them to the Seminole County election office, they'll address them and mail them for you.
