Quasimodo Jokes

** Quasimodo goes to the doc and asks "Can you get rid of my hump?" So the doc asks him to take all his clothes off. Quasi starts taking off his clothes, and he has loads of jumpers and jackets to take off. As he is taking them off the doc says, "Quasimodo, when was the last time you took any of your clothes off before you put new ones on?" and Quasi says, "Not since I was at school." So the doc says, "Didn't you ever wonder where your damn satchel had got to?" ** Then Quasi' went home and his mom had got the wok out. Quasi moans, "Oh no Mum, you know I don't like chinese food" "What are you on about you damn fool," replies his mother, "I'm ironing your shirts"!!! ** Then Quasimodo, walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The Barman asks "Bells OK?" "Mind your own DAMN business!" says Quasimodo. ** A gang of children are seen chasing Quasimodo through the streets of Paris. Quasi' turns round and shouts "Get lost you little brats, I've told you, I ain't got your football".

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