Light bulb Jokes

** How many surrealists does it take change a lightbulb? - The square root of picasso! ** How many new yorkers does it take change a lightbulb? - None of your f******g business ** How many former new yorkers who live in California does it take to change a lightbulb? - None of your f*****g business, but have a nice day! ** How many pH candidates does it take to change a lightbulb? - Only one, but it takes eight years ** How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? - None - that's a hardware problem ** How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? - How many can you afford? ** How many Apple executives does it take to change a lightbulb? - As many as Bill wants.

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