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Jokes to use on ENEMIES!

* With this joke insert an attribute between the (( and )) such as ugly, stupid, worst lover etc.. so the last man/woman in the joke thinks they are the ugliest, stupidest, worst lover in the Universe, but then your enemy's name has to be inserted at the end to imply that they appeared in the crystal ball, and that they are really the ugliest, worst lover etc... One final thing; make sure if the intended victim is a woman, the final person is a woman who thinks she is the ugliest, stupidest etc..
Here's the joke..

A small dwarf meets a young wizard one day whilst out walking. "Wizard?" asks, "how can I tell if I'm the shortest dwarf in the Universe?" "Well," says the Wizard, "you must go and see the Grand Wizard, he will tell you. Take the left at the crossroads, and follow the path to his cave." So the small dwarf sets off, determined to find out if he is the smallest dwarf in the Universe. Eventually, he reaches the cave and asks the Grand Wizard if he is the smallest.
"Wait a moment." says the Grand Wizard, "I must look into my crystal ball" They both gaze into the crystal ball, and slowly an image and a name appear. "Yes, you are the smallest." states the Grand Wizard, and the overjoyed dwarf leaves.
A fat man then hears about the Grand Wizard, and goes to see him to see if he's the fattest person in the whole Universe. Eventually he finds his way to the cave of the Grand Wizard, and asks him if he's the fattest.
"Wait a moment." says the Grand Wizard, "I must look into my crystal ball" They both gaze into the crystal ball, and slowly an image and a name appear. "Yes, you are the fattest." states the Grand Wizard, and the overjoyed man leaves... slowly.
A really ((insert attribute, eg stupid, crap lover, ugly etc..)) man then hears about the Grand Wizard, and goes to see him to see if he's the (( insert attribute, eg stupidest, crappest lover, ugliest etc..)) person in the whole Universe. Eventually he finds his way to the cave of the Grand Wizard, and asks him if he's the ((insert same attribute, eg stupidest, crappest lover, ugliest etc..)).
"Wait a moment." says the Grand Wizard, "I must look into my crystal ball" They both gaze into the crystal ball, and slowly an image and a name appear.
"So who's this (( Enemies NAME )) then?!!!!"



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