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Cracker Jokes

* How do crazy people go through the forest? - They take the psycho path.
* What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? - A stick.
* What do you call cheese that isn't yours? - Nacho cheese.
* What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? - Frostbite.
* What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? - A nervous wreck.
* How do snowmen get around? - On their icicle!!
* What kind of pump can you eat? - A pumpkin!!
* What is white and crumbly and swings through trees? - A meringue!!
* Who babysits for the kids? - A nanny-goat!!?
















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