... Things Not to Say to Your New Girlfriend's Parents.....
=> My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me. => Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday? => Can you believe it! Those idiots at the corner market won't cash my welfare check! => We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times. => Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion. => Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her. => Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it? => There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too. => Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.
