... Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom, one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed preparing for a quickie by sliding a condom on. In attempt to hide his condom-covered erection, Johnny's father bent over as if to look under the bed. "Whatta ya doin', dad?" Little Johnny asked. "Uhhhh . . . I thought I saw the cat go underneath the bed," his father quickly replied. "Really, Dad? Whatta ya gonna do, screw it?"
