... What do you have if you have 100 lawyers buried up to the neck with sand? - Not enough sand!!
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."
Q. You are in a room with a mass murderer, a terrorist and a lawyer. You have a gun with only two bullets. What do you do? A. Shoot the lawyer.......... .........twice.