Random Halloween Joke

• Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
  It had no guts...

• How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
  With scare spray...
  
  
• How do monsters tell their future?
  They read their horrorscope...
  
  
• Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
  No, they eat the fingers separately...
  
  
• Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
  Because they don't have any body to go out with...
  
  
• What is a vampire's favorite sport?
  Casketball...
  
  
• What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
  Fangsgiving...
  
  
• What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
  Frostbite...
  
  
• What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
  Decoffinated...

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