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Hope it's Halloween...
- What did the witch say to the midget vampire skeleton?
Bony little bloodsucker, aren't you?...
- How did the priest make holy water?
He took some tap water and boiled the hell out of it...
- What do you call a vampire who cuts himself shaving?
Self destructive.
- Why don't vamps like Red Cross?
They can't stand the competition.
- What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.
- Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test?
To see if she was his type.
- Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid they'll fly off the handle.
- Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
Because people are dying to get in.
- Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
- What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.!
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