Random Halloween Joke

• What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
  Hope it's Halloween...
  
  
• What did the witch say to the midget vampire skeleton?
  Bony little bloodsucker, aren't you?...
  
  
• How did the priest make holy water?
  He took some tap water and boiled the hell out of it...
  
  
• What do you call a vampire who cuts himself shaving?
  Self destructive.
  
  
• Why don't vamps like Red Cross?
  They can't stand the competition.
  
  
• What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
  It's a pain in the neck.
  
  
• Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test?
  To see if she was his type.
  
  
• Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
  They're afraid they'll fly off the handle.
  
  
• Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
  Because people are dying to get in.
  
  
• Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
  Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
  
  
• What do little trees say on Halloween?
  Twig or treat.!

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