Random Halloween Joke

• What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
  A cereal killer...
  
  
• Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
  They're too wrapped up in themselves...
  
  
• What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
  A stake sandwich...
  
  
• What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
  A guy with very high blood pressure...
  
  
• Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
  He heard it had great circulation...
  
  
• Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?
  He couldn't find any D-L-O-O-B...
  
  
• What kinds of ghosts haunt skyscrapers?
  High spirits...
  
  
• How do you make a witch scratch?
  Just take away the W...

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