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... Pros:
- Long relationships
- Allowed to stay out late
- Easy weight loss
- Centuries of experience
- Immune to all venereal diseases
- Always has amazing stamina
- Loves neck nibbling
- Rarely interested in arguing religion
- Never comes home with garlic breath
- Don't have to worry about what color of clothes to wear.
Cons:
- Spend your time in a hypnotic daze
- Parents can be hell
- You always feel tired (loss of blood)
- Oral sex can be lethal
- Always has cold feet (and blood)
- Never able to spend the day in bed
- Pet names that give you chills
- Strange friends
- Giggles at funerals
- Hard to win an argument
- No romantic sunsets
- May forget own strength during orgasm
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