... The Difference Between a Bad *President* and a Bad *Precedent*
>> BAD *PRECEDENT: Tipper: "How does it feel to be the big man, Hon?" Al: "Well Tip, it took 17 lawsuits and 18 months of election recounts, but I'd do it all again."
>> BAD *PRESIDENT:
Mr. Bush, repeat after me. I do solemnly swear - "I do solemonemoney swear..."
- that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States - "... that I will fatally execute the official President of the United States..."
- and will to the best of my ability - "... and will to the best of my abli-tilly ..."
- preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States - "... preservect defenestrate the United ... the Constitual ... the ... um ... of America."
- So help me God. - "So help me. So help my dog. Oh, God, is it over?"
