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=> Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
=> Hey there's no handles inside these car doors!
=> Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
=> What does this button do?
=> So, you're a cannibal.
=> It's probably just a rash.
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=> Are you sure the power is off?
=> Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
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