... => "Don't be silly. If this was really the ship's "Self-Destruct Button", do you think they'd leave it lying around where anyone could press it?"
=> "You're all a bunch of wimps!! I'll prove to you myself that an entire orc stronghold is no match for your average barbarian."
=> "Y'know, since our druid's been so obnoxious, it would probably serve him right if we set his precious forest on fire."
=> "A clever bluff, Agent N42, but not clever enough. You see, right away I recognized your `pistol' as a cleverly disguised cigarette lighter."
=> "A creature with two BABOON heads on a scaly REPTILIAN body? With TENTACLES for arms? Hunh. Must be some stupid wizard's magical construct. Let's kill it."
=> "Yes, it's true I humiliated the DM in front of the debating team Wednesday, but he's much too broad-minded to take it out on my character."
