... There are these three conquerers. A French man, a Italian man, and a Polack. They all were traveling for one piece of land down south. They were all undertaken by a massive storm and were tossed and shipwrecked along the shores of what is known today as Africa. They each get off there ship and captured by Native Savages. The Savages tied them all to stakes in the ground and were told they would have their testicles cut off and have their skin cut off for canoes while they were still alive. they were each given 1 request. The French man asked for his "boom stick" (a gun) and he shot himself in the head so he would not have to endure the pain. The Italian asked for his knife. He then cut his throat so he would also not have to endure the pain. And finally the Polack asked for his fork. He turned to the salvages, looked at them, and while stabbing himself in the chest repeatedly, shouted out: "SCREW YOUR CANOES!"
