1) You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. 2) Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow. 3) You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons. 4) You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. 5) The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1 page, but requires 6 pages for hockey. 7) At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant. 8) The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun. 9) Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof. 10) You know which leaves make good toilet paper. 11) You find -40C a little chilly. 12) The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer. 13) You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your Sorrels. 14) You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Canadian friends.
