... Two Quebecois walked into a pet store. Right away they go over to the exotic bird section. Jean-Marc says to Jean-Pierre, "Dats dem dere." The store clerk comes over and asks if she can help them. "Yea, we'll take four of dem birds in dat cage up der," says Jean-Marc. "Put dem in a paper bag." They leave the store and drive for three hours until they are high up in the hills. They stop at the face of a large cliff with a 500ft drop. "Dis looks like a good place eh?" says Jean-Pierre. "Oh yea, dis looks good," agrees Jean-Marc. They flip a coin and Jean-Marc wins the toss. "Tabernac! I guess I got to go first eh?" says Jean-Pierre. He takes 2 birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Jean-Marc watches as his buddy drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds and goes "SPLAT!" As Jean-Marc looks over the cliff he shakes his head and says,
"Fock dat. Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."
