... A repairman is walking through a mental institution. He comes up to the first room and sees a man, swinging an imaginary baseball bat.
"What the hell are you doing" he asks.
"I'm Babe Ruth. As soon as I hit a home run I'm outta here!", replies the man. The repairman wishes him well and continues on his way. In the next room, there's a guy swinging an imaginary golf club.
"What the hell are YOU doing?" he asks.
"I'm Jack Nicklaus." As soon as I make a hole in one I'm outta here!" replies the man. The repairman shakes his head and comes up to the next room.
Theres a guy sitting naked balancing a peanut on the tip of his penis.
