... A cowboy gets captured by the indians. They said they were going to put him to death, but before they would do that, they would grant him 3 wishes. So, the cowboy thinks a moment, and says,
"For my first wish, I want to talk to my horse".
So the indians bought his horse over, and the cowboy whispers into the horse's ear. The horse goes trotting off, and comes back with a beautiful brunette on his back. The cowboy, upset, says to the indians,
"For my second wish, I want to talk to my horse again"
So, although perplexed, the indians bring over his horse, and again, the cowboy whispers into the horse's ear. Again, the horse goes trotting off. The horse comes back about an hour later with a beautiful redhead on his back. At this, the cowboy was really mad. So the indians asked what his final wish would be.
The cowboy again says "let me talk to my horse".
He again whispers into the horse's ear, and off trots the horse. He comes back an hour later with a BEAUTIFUL blonde on his back. The cowboy - now furious - turns to the horse....
