... Q. Why is Bill Clinton so reluctant to deal with the fate of the young Cuban boy?? A. Because the last time he made a decision about where to put a Cuban he was almost impeached
Bill and Hillary Clinton are attending a Basball match. As the game is about to begin, Bill turns to his wife, picks her up, and throws her out onto the Baseball field. The President's chief advisor leans over to him, and says " Bill, I think you've misunderstood. I said you had to throw out the First Pitch."!
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant.The waiter tells them tonight's specials are chicken almondine and fresh fish. "The chicken sounds great, I'll have that", says Hillary. The waiter nods "And the vegetable, madam?" "Oh, he'll have fish !", Hillary replies
Q : What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton? A : Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth and Clinton cannot tell the difference.
