... How Bill Clinton is spending his last days in office...
=> Bitch Slapping Al Gore every time he blabs about restoring "dignity" and "integrity." => Showing George W. Bush around the White House and introducing him to his new employees. => Getting drunk and then bragging how he convinced America that oral sex didn't count as sex. => Planting hidden webcams throughout White House for his new 24-hour reality website. => Apartment hunting in NYC just in case Hillary isn't joking about "getting her groove back." => Surfing EBAY in attempt to get Lewinsky's stained dress back. => Helping Hillary on her campaign so he'll get the new house all to himself and make up for all those lost bong hits. => At George W. Bush's request: cleaning the stains under his desk.
