... ** What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? - It was wound up already.
** What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? - Claustrophobic.
** What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney? - Pour Santa flush on him.
** What do snowmen eat for breakfast? - Snowflakes.
** Why does Santa have 3 gardens? - So he can ho-ho-ho.
** Why was Santa's little helper depressed? - Because he had low elf esteem.
** What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? - Frostbite.
** What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? - Ribbon hood.
** What's the most popular wine at Christmas? - "I don't like sprouts" !
** What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?- Sandy Claws!
** Why does Santa have 3 gardens? - So he can ho-ho-ho.
** What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? - Frostbite.
** Why was Santa's little helper depressed? - Because he had low elf esteem.
** What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? - Ribbon hood.
** What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? - Claustrophobic.
** What do snowmen eat for breakfast? - Snowflakes.
** Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas? She said "I could not work out what size her nose was!
