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... ** What wobbles when it flies? - A Jelly-Copter!!
** What's yellow and swings from one Christmas cake to another? - Tarzipan!!
** What do you get if you cross a dog and a frog? - A croaker spaniel!!
** What's the difference between a witch and a deer? - One's a stunted hag, the other's a hunted stag!!
** What is ET's favourite year? - 19 ET 3 !!
** What alien has the best hearing? - The eeriest!!
** What did the invisible girl want to be when she grew up? - A gone-gone dancer!!
** What is a kangaroo's favourite TV show? - Dr. Roo!!
** What is a cow's favourite TV show? - Dr. Moo !!
** What do you call a beetle from outer space? - Bug Rogers!!
** What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? - You're too young to smoke!!
** Did you hear about the dumb ghost? - He climbed over the wall!!
** Doc: Mrs. Smith, you have acute appendicitis.
Mrs. Smith: I came here to treated, not admired, Doctor!
** Waiter, your thumb is in my soup.
Don't worry Sir, it's not hot!!
** When is a car not a car? - When it is stationary!!
** Where do you always need an over coat? - Chile!!
** Why are Policemen so strong? - Because they can hold up traffic!!
** Why does Santa enjoy working in the garden? - Because he likes to Ho-Ho-Ho!!
** Why did the skeleton cross the road? - To get to the Body Shop!!
** What can you use to cut the sea? - A sea-saw!!
** What do short-sighted ghosts were? - Spookacles!!
** Why can't two elephants go swimming? - Because they only have one pair of trunks!!
** What type of sandals do frogs wear? - Open-Toad!!
** What do you get if you cross elves with a sponge mixture? - Fairy ckaes!!
** Where do cow astronauts travel? - To the mooooon!!
** How do you start a flea race? - Flea-two-one-GO!!
** Where are teachers made? - One an assembly line!!
** What wobbles, can be eaten, and sits in a pram? - A jelly-baby!!
** Have you heard the tale of the brick wall? - I couldn't tell you, you'd never get over it!!
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