... Dilbert's newest additions to add to your vocabulary in the late 90s office environment,
=> Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss. => Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible. => Seagull Manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything and then leaves. => Salmon day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. => Chainsaw consultant: An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the brass with clean hands. => CLM (Career Limiting Move): Used among microserfs to describe ill-advised activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious CLM. => Ohno-second: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. => Umfriend: A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship, as in "This is Dylan, my ... um ... friend." => Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
