... Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Q: What do you call a blonde with ½ a brain? A: Gifted.
Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black? A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? A: She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.
Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
