=> You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse. => Beer ads make sense. => You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching. => You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer. => You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin. => You explain to your bank manager that you spent your overdraft mainly on beer and women; "the rest I just wasted." => You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect.
