... 9 Reasons Why Beer May Not Be As Great As Women.
Nine reasons beer is NOT better than women:
1. A beer bottle doesn't look any better with its labels off. 2. Peeling off beer labels isn't as much fun. 3. You can suck a beer at only one spot. 4. Enjoying a beer involves a positive calorie intake. 5. The bottom of a beer can isn't very interesting. 6. You can't eat a beer. 7. You can't buy a beer at 9AM on Sunday in some states. 8. There's a law about driving after having too many beers 9. You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer.
