... A guy walks into a pub and straight away notices a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks he decides to make small talk and offers her a drink to which she accepts. "What's your name?" then he asks her. "Carmen", she replied. "That's a nice name, did your mother or father name you that?" "Neither, I changed my name when I was eighteen from Sharon to Carmen." "Why did you do that?" he asked. "Well", she explained "I like men and I like cars so that is how I got my name -what's your name?"
