... "Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's." "Well you can't say fairer than that then."
"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." !!
Q. How do you get 200 pikachoo's on a bus ?? A. You Pok-em-on
Two men were on a rooftop in Missouri during a flood. One of them noticed a hat going back and forth on top of the water in a regular pattern. He said to his buddy, "What in the world is that?" His buddy replied, "Oh, that's just Grandpa, he said come hell or high water he was going to mow the lawn today."
